A Sampling of
“Alan’s ONE Minute IssuesTM”
(Can be read in under ONE Minute)

Student Visas Are Being Revoked
Michael Savage has it right. He just starts yelling at the people protesting Tesla and saying that they are a bunch of losers. I see our people interviewing the losers and all you need to say is: “You’re the fascist. You’re the loser. You’re the communist and you’re going to burn in hell.” …
U.S. spent $1 Billion to do what Survey Monkey could have done for $10,000
You will not get the healing effects of matzo ball soup if you make it vegetarian, ie: no chicken. To make the best chicken soup you should use a kosher chicken. Why? Because the chicken does not know it is going to die and therefore is not afraid before it is slaughtered …
John Fetterman is the Senate’s ONLY Normal Democrat
AP headline: More than 400 Palestinians killed in surprise Israeli airstrikes across Gaza. Why are they surprised. They didn’t want to make peace and Israel said there will be hell to pay. It’s amazing the slant of the media. Reuters: Ceasefire with Hamas on the brink after more than 400 Palestinians reported killed in Israeli airstrikes …
Israel is Bombing Hamas Again
Israel has given Hamas plenty of time to negotiate. Negotiations are over. Israel is bombing the hell out of Hamas. I said during Trump’s first term, that one of the things he does is reconnaissance. When things don’t matter, he test them, just to see what will happen. There’s no election now and polls are meaningless …
$300 Million in Loans to Children Under Age 11.
Ukraine is willing to have a ceasefire. I said that Russia already agreed to this, but is not telling anybody. Let’s see if we get a ceasefire in the next two weeks. Joy Behar: We should cut SpaceX because we already have NASA. Garfield: We should cut The View because we already have Animal Planet …
Zelenskyy Blows It
Trump said for the umpteenth time: “Medicare, Social Security and Medicaid will not be cut.” Mexico’s extradited 29 drug kingpins to the United States. The Mexican President is doing everything not to get a tariff against Mexican goods …
Yardin Bibas Burying His Wife and Kids
There are sanctuary cities that under state law, they don’t play ball with the feds. In that case, ICE should go to the neighborhoods and start arresting people wholesale. They simply say: “ You want to protect the dangerous criminals? Then we’ll just arrest your neighbors until you’re ready to turn the criminals in.” …
The Bodies of the Bibas Family will Be Returned to Israel Thursday
On Thursday, Hamas will return the bodies of the Bibas family, which includes two young children. This will be heartbreaking for the Israeli public. In addition on Saturday, Hamas will release the last six hostages in phase one of the ceasefire. I think on Saturday night Israel should attack Iran with the United States, taking out their nuclear reactors and the Ayatollahs. I don’t think anything less than this we’ll soothe the Israeli soul …
UNDERSTANDING TRUMP’S GAZA PLAN
Spain, Ireland and Norway that have recognized the Palestinians, and now have a legal obligation to allow Gazans to enter their territory. Israel has said they’ll let any Palestinian who wants to leave , leave for any country that will take them. Between Bibi and Trump this is beautiful thing. Marco Rubio has determined that USAID needs only 294 staffers out of 14,000 …
Trump’s Gaza Plan is Brilliant
New York is trying to delay the special election for Elise Stefanik, as much as possible. This is very reminiscent of when Massachusetts had the special election for Ted Kennedy’s seat. The Democratic Legislature rammed through a bill calling for a special election instead of allowing Governor Romney to name a replacement for Kennedy. (BTW- Scott Brown GOP won.) …