A Sampling of
“Alan’s ONE Minute IssuesTM”
(Can be read in under ONE Minute)
State of the Union Tonight
Another citizen killed by an illegal, this one in a motor vehicle accident while he’s running from ICE. Her name is Dr. Linda Davis, a K–8 teacher in Georgia. Let’s see if the haters say her name …
Kristi Noem Is On Her Way Out
It appears there was a trans shooter in the second deadliest shooting in Canada. The statistics of women involved in shootings just went up tremendously, because the media is calling this man a woman …
Aliens Must Carry Their Papers
Do citizens walk around with papers? NO…But according to 8 USC §1304, “every alien 18 years of age and over shall at all times carry” an alien registration card or receipt card …
Israel and Hamas Agree 71,000 People Died
Israel does not have a Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, because every soldier—dead or alive— has to come home to the Land of Israel …
Minnesota will Become Worse and Worse for Protesters
In Palm Beach County, Florida, in December 2021, there were 402,000 Democrats and 281,000 Republicans registered. In December 2025, it’s 308,000 Democrats and 293,000 Republicans …
53% of Americans believe the ICE shooting was Unjustified
If you grew up in the 1970s, you survived a childhood that would get parents arrested today.Congratulations.You’re also better adapted — but that’s for another week …
Iran is Failing and Falling
Another Dear Abby-style letter: A wife is struggling at home, and her husband says, “Tell me what you need.” She can’t answer because she genuinely doesn’t know …
Venzuela is FREE
More immigrants are skipping immigration court hearings due to fears of arrest by ICE at courthouses, leading to in absentia removal orders and faster deportations …
Bondi Beach Massacre
Germany has taken possession of the Arrow 3 area defense system purchased from Israel. Israeli missiles will now protect German skies …
Minnesota Taxpayers Fund Al-Shabaab
This will be my last newsletter of 2025. Headed on a cruise and then straight into the holidays. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a phenomenal New Year to all of you. See you in 2026 — election year baby! …
