A Sampling of
“Alan’s ONE Minute IssuesTM”
(Can be read in under ONE Minute)
Iran is Failing and Falling
Another Dear Abby-style letter: A wife is struggling at home, and her husband says, “Tell me what you need.” She can’t answer because she genuinely doesn’t know …
Venzuela is FREE
More immigrants are skipping immigration court hearings due to fears of arrest by ICE at courthouses, leading to in absentia removal orders and faster deportations …
Bondi Beach Massacre
Germany has taken possession of the Arrow 3 area defense system purchased from Israel. Israeli missiles will now protect German skies …
Minnesota Taxpayers Fund Al-Shabaab
This will be my last newsletter of 2025. Headed on a cruise and then straight into the holidays. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a phenomenal New Year to all of you. See you in 2026 — election year baby! …
Democrats Will Kill Obamacare
Trump announces that instead of giving money to the insurance companies (who then provide it to politicians), we should give it directly to the American public and let people buy the insurance they actually need on the private market …
As Promised the Shutdown is Ending
Abu Ghraib: Muslims want to kill us and we retaliated by threatening to burn Qurans. And we are the evil ones. The one group that was hurt the most by inflation is seniors because they are on a fixed income …
Democrats Believe Anything that Comes Out of the TV
Almost 50% of Gen Z, has been diagnosed with a mental health condition, and 30% think they may be having a mental illness …
The White House is Not the People’s House
What price is Hamas paying from the United States for taking 47 US citizens hostage or killing them? Britain—what price? Canada—what price? The world is just allowing a free ride to Hamas for killing their people …
A Costume Party for Old People
Why was Trump saved from the assassin’s bullet by the Lord himself? To bring peace to the Middle East. Fascist Nazi dictators don’t free Jewish hostages from the regime of fascist dictators …
Our Hostages Are Home
In Israel between the Palestinians and the Israelis, one is usually crying and one is usually dancing, but never at the same time. On October 8th when Trump announced there was going to be peace, both sides were jubilant. This is an amazing opportunity …
